longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:

But seniors are just like:

maliciousmelons:

when you are in a hurry and someone wont let the conversation end

ugly:

“go get a job”

i’m a full time stay at home blogger excuse yourself

msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

calabozos:

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

legit

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED