Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
You don’t understand;
My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.
I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.
My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.
Help me have the coolest niece EVER
If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
Welcome to hell! To the left you’ll see math and to the right you’ll also see math. Wow seems like there’s a lot of math down here.
sorry i only date pokemon masters
Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google
*deletes selfie like it never happened*