vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

If this gets 100,000 notes my older brother will name his kid Hermione

joyfulserenade:

smurflewis:

You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

pemsylvania:

Welcome to hell! To the left you’ll see math and to the right you’ll also see math. Wow seems like there’s a lot of math down here.

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

textpoops:

Shout out to old people for graduating high school without google

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*