foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

hatewizard:

“THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS” idk man I was a crazy, stupid, reckless, and unstable teenager but not once did I ever get the urge to kidnap, drug, and rape someone

AFUCKINGMEN