syosama:

reblog if you are your url

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

Tumblring on my phone
Mom: who are you texting?
Me: nobody
Mom: what are you doing then?
Me: nothing

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

trying-to-hide-the-pain:

birds-bones:

What if school burned calories.

What if school burned

Down.